From local writer Samantha Hill, strap in for big feelings, huge laughs, and work Christmas parties gone horribly wrong...

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Sloane's been receiving messages from the universe. The Hanging Man tarot card keeps appearing in her library books, her early period is an omen of impending doom, and now there’s a dead bat hanging from the powerlines. All of these signs can only have one possible meaning - it’s time to kill her evil boss and save everyone at the call centre. Obviously.

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It’s gonna take tips from Reddit, dodgy gun deals, and not always useful advice from her dead mother’s ghost to become the perfect assassin, but she’s got this. Until the universe starts to throw new things in her path, like a familiar face who mysteriously turns up at work, which makes Sloane wonder if maybe she’s allowed to want something else – something more – from her life than just murder?

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"Extremely clever and maturely takes us down all kinds of deep paths, with great social, political, gender and satirical commentary sparkling through." Theatre Press, For Merry Christmas, Bitches